The internet has one king.
Nobody gets told what happens next.
Your face. The internet’s throne.
Right now, Lidan's face is the first thing every visitor to this page sees. Every share, every screenshot, every argument about it — free advertising for whoever is wearing the crown.
Take it, and that face is yours. Lose it later and you’re still in the Hall, permanently — internet history doesn’t do retractions.
What you get is not up to you. The throne picks your mount, and you find out what the site does with your face at the same moment everybody else does. That is the whole point. Pay, refresh, see.
Opening price → now
$1 → $185
It has never once gone down ↗
Time to beat
27:45:15…and counting.
has conquered
the internet
King
#18
Crown
$185
Reign
00:00:00
There can only be one
A rough idea. Yours is built with your real face, name and reign the second you’re crowned — and whatever the throne decides you’re riding.
16
fallen kings
Every one of them is still here. Losing the crown does not erase you — it files you in internet history.
View the Hall of Fallen KingsThe most expensive crowns ever worn
Heavy is the head
🐌King #16
0xVoid
$96
- Reigned
- 1h 28m
- Mount
- Siege Snail
- Fell to
- Lidan
🫏King #15
MarshmallowTyrant
$77
- Reigned
- 3d 0h
- Mount
- Stubborn Donkey
- Fell to
- 0xVoid
🐴King #14
Sir Yaps A Lot
$61
- Reigned
- 33m 0s
- Mount
- Royal Warhorse
- Fell to
- MarshmallowTyrant
🦖King #13
goblin.mode
$48
- Reigned
- 2h 48m
- Mount
- Tyrant Rex
- Fell to
- Sir Yaps A Lot
🐔King #12
Kevin
$39
- Reigned
- 2m 0s
- Mount
- Battle Chicken
- Fell to
- goblin.mode
🦄King #11
The Duchess
$31
- Reigned
- 12h 20m
- Mount
- Glitter Unicorn
- Fell to
- Kevin
It is not complicated
Three steps to the throne
- 💰
Step 1
Pay more than the king
Right now that's $185, in crypto.
- 👑
Step 2
Take the crown
Your face, your mount, your coronation.
- ⏳
Step 3
Hold it as long as you can
Until somebody outbids you.
Pick any coin → get a secure invoice → pay from any wallet → the crown is yours the instant it confirms. No card ever touches this site — crypto is the only way in, by design.